fairhies:

If I reply with “oh” I either don’t give a fuck or I feel like i’ve been punched in the throat

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streeter:

I am a historian and this is how it happened.

streeter:

I am a historian and this is how it happened.

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every porn ever

guy: *touches girl on the arm*
girl: MMMMMMMOOOOHHHHHYYYYEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHFFFFFUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKYEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHH

i-long-to-travel-the-world:

Garnet Lake, Sierra Nevada Mountains, California | Blake DeBock - If you love this beautiful picture, like it. We post stuff just like this every day on Facebook. Like us by clicking here: http://on.fb.me/1bgLOYJ - You won’t regret it.

i-long-to-travel-the-world:

Garnet Lake, Sierra Nevada Mountains, California | Blake DeBock - If you love this beautiful picture, like it. We post stuff just like this every day on Facebook. Like us by clicking here: http://on.fb.me/1bgLOYJ - You won’t regret it.


slytheringsnake:

my sister just tried to ask me if i wanted to go to bed but instead it came out “Do you need to use the sleep?”

and then she just kinda looked really horrified at herself and whispered

"Maybe i need to use the sleep"

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michaxl:

can bob the builder fix my crumbling life

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