all i really want to do is engage in witty banter with an attractive human being is that so much to ask for
If someone tries to flirt with me I usually end up making a fool out of myself. Lmao. So please spare me and yourself and I don’t know what you should do : x
Help us honor the real Heroes.
The only kind of marks you should ever leave on a dog.
I’ve reblogged this photo so many times & that’s my favorite comment on a photo in the history of the world.
(Source: alizebaby626, via deliriosity)
(Source: illtakeyou-awayxo, via deliriosity)
how much i am attracted to chris pine really just depends on how much facial hair he has because there’s chris pine
and then there’s chris pine
when an ex texts lol